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Posted by Chongo - December 25th, 2012


So yeah, I got a new laptop for Christmas so now i can go back to recording lines if anyone needs them

Also, I got people to animate for the three projects mentioned earlier!! Yay!


Posted by Chongo - December 17th, 2012


For the first time ever I am on the front page twice at the same time! With such hits as No Punintendo 2 and What Are The Odds.

And what do you know? I'm working on even more things! Just follow these collab links if you're looking for work!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1327039
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1327082

I update again, enjoy this picture I didnt draw of Ash riding on Nyan Cat

FRONT PAGE x2!!!


Posted by Chongo - December 11th, 2012


So a couple days ago, I was thinking. I cant animate. I cant draw. All I can do is make music and voice act. So I decided to start an audio only project. A series, if you will.

For now, I'll start the audio-only business with a set of app reviews that I shall call Ryry's App Reviews. Hopefully it will turn out okay, since I already have a game in mind.

On a side note, music has been coming along fine. May consider putting stuff on ITunes.


Posted by Chongo - December 10th, 2012


You all probably know by now that No Punintendo 2 is out. Why are you reading this? Watch it again! I voice Fox, which is very cool!

Also, friend me and stuff!!!

Also also, I have. 49 Fans. Would love one nore to make a solid 50.......


Posted by Chongo - November 25th, 2012


So apparently, you can buy me now...huh....Anyway, this is from this guys latest animation where I am voicing.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/606614

Also, I'm gonna be in No Punintendo 2 playing Star Fox (which is awesome because I kicked ass when I played Star Fox 64), so when that comes out (I'm thinking pretty soon), keep an ear open for me.

I'm for sale?


Posted by Chongo - October 22nd, 2012


Well I've decided that while I'm working on a heaping load of group projects, why not lead my own as well? So here's a list of what I'm working on right now:

Life Hax: A animated series following a pair of friends, a normal dude who just wants to live life and maybe get a girlfriend, and a jackass who has been endowed with the powers to hack life like a video game. Hilarity Ensues

Bad Job Bob: A guy who just can't get a good job. Every time he gets a job, it's a nightmare for him. Some including finding out which button goes to what in a button factory. Some including giving people their strangest fears at any cost. All of which include ensuing hilarity.

10 Things Not To Do: A series of helpfully hilarious lists telling you what not to do in certain situations.

Hopefully many more in the future!


Posted by Chongo - October 17th, 2012


Well today was the school's "Senior Skip Day". Instead of questioning how my parents use their tax dollars to fund such a holiday, I decided to go see a movie with my friends, and we saw Hotel Transylvania. I figured that I had a witty thing or two to say about it, so I decided to make this and see if maybe it would make the front page. *crosses fingers* But what the hell, lets go.

It's about Dracula (played by Adam Sandler), and who builds a huge castle to give the monsters a safe place to stay so that humans don't Kill em with fire. Also to protect his daughter Mavis (Selena Gomez, who does an OK job considering she would otherwise be selling Disney merchandise). Suddenly, a HUMAN enters named Jonathan (played by that Lonely Island dude. I can never remember his first name. I think it was Adam Samberg). He tries to get rid of him, but he does what any normal teenage kid would do. Screw. Up. EVERYTHING. At first Dracula covers him up as a monster to protect his monster street cred. Shenanigans ensue. Mavis falls in love with Jonathan. Lies and Slander occur. Will I spoil the ending for you?

Yes. They all live happily ever after. Didn't expect that, did you? Well I'm spoiling this for you for a reason, which I will later explain.

Now for the review. Turns out, I missed a lot of characters in the above plot synopsis. That's namely because they didn't do anything, but you saw them in advertising. We have Frankenstien (Kevin James), the Wolfman (Steve Buscemi, who I was totally okay with), a (the?) Mummy (Played by Cee Lo Green. I guess the gold in King Tut's tomb wasn't enough) and, of course, the Invisible Man. Wait, what? I never saw him in the trailers (get it). Yeah, he's played by David Spade, who also did a kickass job. Now the movie, for what it was, was good. It wasn't deep, and it wasn't exactly dramatic enough to mess with my emotions, but of course, it wasn't meant to be that. It was meant to be a comedy, and it did a good job with that. There were a good number of moments that had me laughing my socks off. Probably because it had Anthony Samberg and Adam Sandler playing off of each other. The side characters do a great job providing laughs, too. It takes advantage of every joke it can make, such as the Invisible Man. Not every joke was comedy gold, but it kept me laughing and warmed up for when any comedy gold happened. Is it old-Adam-Sandler-50-First-Dates-or-Happy-Gilmore funny? No. It was naturally toned down for a more family movie, and even at a family level, it was great comedy. On top of that, the animation is very high-quality, and the way they animate these creatures (especially the vampires).

Now I have to rate the story. Predictable: Yes. But that's to be expected. There's a whole web of issues that this Anchovy Samberg kid creates, but one in particular is Dracula's lack of trust for the humans, which is where I explain why I spoiled the ending. So you can leave a little earlier. It ends with them coming across a monster festival trying to catch Antonio Samberg on a plane, but he cant go in sunlight and needs to clear a path, so when he reveals that he's Dracula, not only do they randomly clear a path for him, but EVERY DRACULA AT THE FESTIVAL LINES UP AND USES EACH CAPE AS A BRIDGE! Why not just wear a hat? He was doing so earlier! Well, so then he does that, then flies in the sun anyway. Convinces Jonathan to stay with his daughter MID FLIGHT (in a way that I'll admit is kinda funny). Then they go back.

Note: Leave before this part.

Then they sing. Cee Lo Green (autotuned to hell and back), Selena Gomez (...yeah...), and Ad Hominem Samberg (Oh, well that's pretty cool...) rap and sing about THE POWER OF LOVE (...or not). Then, the mic is offered to Dracula, who at first refuses. Then he doesnt. And he raps. Adam Sandler, as Dracula. Raps. With the Lonely Island's proudest member. About Love. I literally screamed "NO!" at the top of my lungs in the middle of the theatre. My friends felt embarassed to say the least, and my scream didnt help. So on the way back home, I rewrote the scene.

Mavis: C'mon, dad. You should sing.

Dracula: Oh no, I haven't sang in forever, I couldn't.

And then they all lived happily ever after.

Much better.

Overall, the movie was good for what it was. A charming comedy movie with a creative enough premise and enough laughs to go around. Just got sucky near the end.

4/5 (The 4 is slowly going down near the end)

Recommend it.


Posted by Chongo - October 14th, 2012


Crap guys. My laptop is busted. Unusable.

This REALLY sucks since I was going to help Team Fluffy Rainbow Cloud out with Game Jam! But now I cant. Team FRC, if you're reading this, then words cannot describe how sorry I am. Looks like your awesome game will have to go without music. Which sucks for me since I really wanted to be a part of it!

Well, apparently my timing was perfect. It was an ol laptop and I planned on replacing it anyway. I should be getting a new one soon. Hopefully I can move all my data over there. Till then, I'll just be posting from mobile. Upside is I found a way to record voice. The sound quality may not be as good (have not compared), but I can still do it.


Posted by Chongo - September 11th, 2012


You know what I love? Fanfiction. SPECIFICALLY the type of Fanfiction that can be laughed at and made fun of to no end.

Enter Smash School

This fun little fanfic is made by a little fanfic author named "sonicluvr242". It's a fanfiction about Woe, a Sonic recolor (see also, Blonic) who goes to a high school for Super Smash Bros. characters. It has god awful spelling and grammar and sonicluvr has had a bit of a tussle with my Youtube account after making a dramatic reading of it. Whether or not she's trolling us with such god awful writing is beyond me (I'd believe either way), but I figured we can squeeze a number of laughs out of this by animating it in the goofiest and most over the top way possible. I already have voices.

If you would like to animate for this, please PM me a sample of your work for review.

Thank you most kindly for reading

-Ryry67dude


Posted by Chongo - August 29th, 2012


I wont be online as often now that school has started, but at least we have this

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/500677

It's an orchestral redux of the Pokemon Gym theme. Working on it for a big project I'm gonna be part of.....

*SPOILER: IT'S A SURPRISE*

Enjoy it!