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[God, Are You There?]

Alright, I will admit beforehand that this review may have a bit of bias since I am a Christian. But of course, this animation is clearly very controversial.

I will admit that the animation was pretty well animated and the art style was decent, the voice acting seemed to fit up well, leaving me with the writing. Now again, being a Christian, if I were to say the writing was bad, that opinion would be moot by my beliefs, but I didn't get the joke here. Was it that God didnt want to answer the prayer because he was masturbating? That's not a funny joke. Like, even if it wasn't God, that still wouldn't be funny. The fact it IS God makes it worse for Christian viewers. It basically puts out the message that some kid is having a horrible life and no one will help him, not even God. Not exactly a happy tone or a funny joke. Again, I'm likely worked up by the whole God thing. Now, I'm not a Christian who flips a shit whenever God is portrayed as not perfect. Take SMBC (Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal). They portray him in a manner that is still very comical, even though it technically doesnt keep up with orthodox beliefs. Here, it's just a bit across the line.

I won't go out and call you a terrible person, but if you want more people to enjoy your animation, keep God out of it. Or if you do put him in it, present him more maturely. Since he's a flippin big deal. Do that, and I'll look forward to your future animations.

[Game Grumps Naruto]

*patiently waits for a TENOUTATEN joke*

CatFat responds:

I give this review TENOUTATEN !

[Sarcastic Bounce Collab]

Dude! Freaking awesome animations from all! Except for Chongos. Wtf

Pahgawk responds:

yeah man, half of his was a SQUARE. I thought we made the "ball" part abundantly clear.

[Say Sneeze]

There I am killing animators with dental supplies.

But seriously, great animation brewy

Brewster responds:

Thanks a whole ton, son. You helped out more than you realize.

[Troutday]

Witty jokes, above average voice acting, a good script, good animation. I'll see you in the tournament!

[Steves Appreciation Day]

Since I did a good bit of work in this, I guess I can review the animation aspect and not the voices. I'm glad I got to work with you because this animation is pretty good! True, a lot of standing around, but you really made this work! Again, awesome working with you!

HDRevill responds:

Yeah thanks dude, maybe we can do one next time with less talking and more movement!

[yakmas day]

Always great to hear my voice!

I still must review it! It's a short one, but it's still very well animated (minus a few backgrounds), and I believe K and I do a fairly good job with the voice acting! The only issue is that I haven't been added to the project yet : P

But great to see more of your stuff grub!

[Dawn of the New Holiday]

I'll look forward to seeing you in the tournament! The story here is pretty powerful, mysterious, leaving me glad I watched it, no doubt. So you get full marks in the story and scripting department.The voice acting made the characters sound kinda bored through the whole thing, so the voice acting could definitely improve. The animation was definitely above average. At first I was worried when it showed them as stick figures zoomed out, but the animation held up when it actually got to the characters.

Overall 4/5. See you in the tournament!

SwedishPlumTrees responds:

Yeah the voice acting is pretty bad. Haha. I may need your talents in the future. Thanks for the review.

[A Nude Holiday]

Well now that I found this despite your many attempts, I'll lay down the reviewing and shizz!

The animation was a sort of unique style that has the downside of making your characters look very unappealing. Although if that's the comedic direction you were going with seeing as he is naked, then it works, but at some points it can all sort of clutter together like when he ran into the boss. Aside from that I have no other real critiques, the voice actress, TSB, did a good enough job with her lines, and your voice acting was decent. The joke at the end made me smile and wordplay is awesome.

-Chongo/Ryry67dude

dylan responds:

I was going for unappealing with the main dude, and I guess that unfortunately flowed over into the other characters, especially with the loose-ish animation style I was going with. I think it's the eyes that make them look so uncanny. I need to work getting them to match up with the style a bit more fluently.

Thanks for your thoughts and compliments, Rongo!

[Green Day]

Okay, so if you get NOTHING ELSE out of this review, it's this: GET A VOICE ACTOR!

Now onto my review. As far as animation goes, it's pretty average. Nothin spectacular coming from here, and the script seems to be kinda awkward. At least the bits I got of it because your accent is very, very, VERY thick. If people can't make out a majority of what you're saying, then you might want to get someone to do the voice acting. While, as a voice actor, I can say that you have a good variety and range, unfortunately your accent is REALLY getting in the way.

So points off for weed jokes that seemed to fall flat and thick accents, so a 2.5 from me.

ArcadeHero responds:

aww ;(